Reality Check

Disclaimer: Fox owns the Glee money making machine and RBI came up with the original show idea. Still not mine.
Pairing/Character: Kurt, Rachel
When/Where: AU.
Word Count: 200 (Double Drabble ) ( 85 of 100 )

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"So," Kurt said, watching Rachel idly stir her double dutch soy latte, "How are things?"

"Fine. Why?" Rachel asked.

"You've had a certain former cheerleader for a roommate for six months now," he said. "I believe it's time for a roommate reality check."

"It's too soon," Rachel protested. "I'd rather not."

"This is important, Rachel Barbra Berry," Kurt said. As her best friend, he knew that she would avoid the issue, going out of her way to not think about important things, like whether Quinn Fabray should continue being her roommate. "You've had plenty of time."

"Oh, alright," she said, "but I reserve the right to make the roommate decision myself."

"Stipulation noted," he said. "So, first question - does she respect your personal space?"

"Yes," Rachel said. "She's been in my room only when she's helped me to bed."

"Do tell," Kurt said, eyebrow raised.

"It was nothing," Rachel said, blushing.

"Okay, we'll return to that later," he said. "Neatness?"

"Ten," Rachel said. "She's compulsively neat."

"Food?"

"She respects my dietary preferences," Rachel said. "She even likes my cooking."

"Your cooking?" Kurt said, shocked.

"Yes. Mine," Rachel said, grinning.

"The woman is insane!" Kurt said. "She has to go."

"Kurt!"

Check Results

Disclaimer: Fox owns the Glee money making machine and RBI came up with the original show idea. Still not mine.
Pairing/Character: Kurt, Rachel
When/Where: AU.
Word Count: 200 (Double Drabble ) ( 86 of 100 )

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"So, she's a keeper?" Kurt asked.

"No question," Rachel told him. "I haven't had a roommate like her since… ever."

"That's laying it on a little thick, don't you think?" he said.

Rachel shrugged. She hadn't told him about all the little things that made Quinn deserve the 'Best Roommate Ever' award, just the things he would understand. Cuddling, she'd decided, he wouldn't understand, or he would read too much into it. The way Quinn knew exactly what temperature to make her tea or the way Quinn just seemed to know when she needed her feet rubbed. "I'm happy with her," she said.

"I still can't believe you've been cooking for her," Kurt said. "You live on takeout."

"I can cook," she said. "You like my vegan cookies."

"Yes, your vegan cookies are good," he said. "But you'e always said you were raised on takeout. Which does not lead to useful cooking skills."

"I can follow a recipe," Rachel protested. "And I've been watching cooking shows for years."

"If you poison her…" he said.

"You can say 'I told you so'," she said.

"Though that would solve the roommate problem," Kurt said thoughtfully.

"There is no roommate problem," Rachel said.