On the Carpet

Disclaimer: Fox owns the Glee money making machine and RBI came up with the original show idea. Still not mine.
Pairing/Character: Quinn, Rachel
When/Where: AU. I'd like to thank...
Word Count: 200 (Double Drabble ) ( 81 of 100 )

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"Quinn!" Rachel shouted, "It's starting!"

"Why are we watching this?" Quinn asked, handing the bowl of popcorn to Rachel and joining her on the couch.

"How can you not want to watch this?" Rachel said, giving her an astounded look.

"It's people walking, and being interviewed," Quinn said.

"It's the Red Carpet at the Oscars," Rachel said.

"And?" Quinn asked, before taking a large gulp of the gluten free, no calorie, alcohol free beer Rachel insisted they drink. It wasn't bad tasting but beer it wasn't, she thought with a grimace.

"It's the Red Carpet at the Oscars," Rachel repeated. "It's important to be aware of the competition," she said.

"You haven't acted in a movie yet," Quinn said. "Not even as an extra. How are any of them competition?"

"I will," Rachel said with utmost conviction.

"Did you actually see any of the nominated movies this year?" Quinn asked.

"Driving Miss Daisy," Rachel said.

"That remake with whats-her-name?" Quinn asked. "How'd that get nominated anyway?"

"Quinn!" Rachel gasped. "Barbra was wonderful in it!"

"They took a sweet, old fashioned movie and turned it into a musical," Quinn said.

"It's an amazing update," Rachel said, nodding. "Now shush!"

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Note: No, I don't think they'll ever make a musical remake of Driving Miss Daisy with Barbra Streisand - but stranger things HAVE happened in Hollywood.

Foxy Lady

Disclaimer: Fox owns the Glee money making machine and RBI came up with the original show idea. Still not mine.
Pairing/Character: Quinn, Rachel
When/Where: AU. Hot Chicks and Robots
Word Count: 200 (Double Drabble ) ( 82 of 100 )

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"Barbra was robbed!" Rachel groused, as the telecast switched to the post-award analysis. "There was no way that Megan Fox was a better actress. It was fixed!"

"It's a good thing you didn't take that bet then, wasn't it," Quinn said, smirking. "I think you said it was 'like taking candy from a baby'?"

Rachel glared at her roommate. A little bit of sympathy for her idol would have been nice, she thought, but then that wouldn't be her Quinn. She didn't have much patience for the rich and famous. If she ever had an entourage, Rachel decided Quinn would have to be in it. Who else would keep her ego in check?

"So, getting an Oscar for Best Song wasn't good enough?" Quinn asked, poking her.

"Ouch!" Rachel said, poking her back. "That's just a consolation prize," she said. "No true competition."

"If you say so," Quinn said. "I thought Megan Fox deserved that Oscar. She's come a long way from that horror movie she starred in."

"Horror movie? I thought she was in those movies with all the robots," Rachel said.

"You mean her eye candy roles?" Quinn said. "Sure, she looked good, but that's not acting."

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Note: Megan Fox? Win a Best Actress Oscar? Why not? She's still young. Plenty of time for her to improve.